forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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