yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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