David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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