Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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