I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
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