4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Too much gin, very little bucket
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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