My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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