I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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