is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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