conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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