also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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