margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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