she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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