I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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