Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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