I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
My pussy is not your playground.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Randomize