i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Just puked most of my soul out..
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