Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
we're so committed to being not committed
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
