Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
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My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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