Christians are straight up FREAKS
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I just googled if crying burns calories
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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