It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
and you fell through a lawn chair
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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