I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
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Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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