Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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