Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
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I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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