doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dignity is for republicans.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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