Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I love having hate sex.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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