...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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