I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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