I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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