Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
How does one acquire holy water?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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