EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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