I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
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