Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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