Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
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I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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