he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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