i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
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Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
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