therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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