he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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