dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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