oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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