yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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