Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
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Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
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THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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