He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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