Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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