I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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