So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It's just like the Real World with babies
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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