Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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