You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
