Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Randomize
