I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight