Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
So vagazzling was a success