i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
