What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
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If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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