I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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