It's just like the Real World with babies
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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